Keanuthon

This made so much sense at the beginning

Chain Reaction · 11/20/2006

8:01pm. “Doctor, doctor. Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?”

This new guy, Falzoné (well, actually that isn’t his name, but it is a close resemblance to what I think might be his last name merged with the name of Keanu’s character in “The Replacements”: Shane “Footsteps” Falco), Jeff Falzoné, is a friend of Matt’s, and he wants us to bring the Keanuthon to him. This I think is an idea that makes me go “Hmmm, umm, heh.” But I’m not sure I will go further than that. You see, the ‘Thon is bigger than all of us, and the ‘Thon travels for no man. So while it is an intriguing idea, I don’t think it will happen. We have standards. And tradition. And are stubborn. And kind of set in our ways.

L & G, Fred Ward. KT appearance #1 (of 2).

This movie has a lot of potential. There is a good setup and an interesting plotline. Sadly, like Rachel and Keanu’s more recent collaboration, “Constantine”, this does not live up to its potential.

We always talk about the potential, but the movie never seems to live up to it. Why do wee keep hoping so hard? Do we want a sequel? A remake?

“It’s like aught-7, dude. Aught-7.” — Matt

We are deciding to order from Zabar’s, while also tossing out suggestions like overnighting a deep-dish pizza. We may have reached a whole new level of ridiculosity.
Much like the ice hydroplane scene in Chain Reaction.

We have now seen the second (though this is actually the first) bath tub scene involving Rachel and Keanu. I wonder how many more parallels we can draw between the two movies. But I feel we will actually draw very few, because we don’t really like either movie.

My bad, I put a bag over your head.

1st rewind of the ‘Thon, because “we need to hear that”

“That’s my job. That’s what I’m paid to do. I’m paid to do dirty work — the work people don’t want to know about. People want to live in their split-level homes and eat microwave dinners and watch color TV.” — Morgan Freeman. This is the first of many speeches (pseudo-speeches, really) that will seem very similar to the iconic speech in “Johnny Mnemonic”

Caitlin’s Top 10 Things:

  1. Sex
  2. Cheese
  3. Books
  4. Movies
  5. The Beach and The Ocean
  6. Wine and/or Beer, “but not this beer”
  7. Laughing
  8. Libraries/Bookstores
  9. Good People
  10. Being Alone
  11. Sleep

“Cheesey sex on the coast” — Jeff Falzoné‘s new cocktail invention

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You touched my ball first. — the last time i committed suicide