Keanuthon

3:14pm. Matt got really lucky this time. He called me just in the nick of time as I was putting in “Lake House.” So, I will do my duty as a ‘Thonner and watch yet another crappy movie. He assures me Keanu is good in this (no, duh!), even though the movie itself is crap.

Ah, the great Adrien Brody. I have no more to say about that.
As with every year I must mention Angels in the Outfield and the fine perfrormance Brody gave in that. Still his best work. And not directed by a pedophile. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The directing thing, not the other – nevermind.

The woman from “CSI: Crime Scene Investigators” is in this. And someone who kinda looked like Amy Smart, but I can’t believe that, because she would have been young, right? Right? WRONG! Apparently it can be Amy Smart, because, well, she is. And Claire Forlani is in it, too. This movie really has a powerhouse of hotties. Too bad it doesn’t have a powerhouse of good dialogue or plotline.

I have to admit — I’ve been watching this movie for upwards of three and a half hours and I really haven’t been able to hear any of it, but I’m quite certain that I actually haven’t missed anything.
The great thing about this epic is that nothing actually occurs – so there obviously is nothing to miss.