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10:41pm – “Act of Vengence”, 1986 The box says this was actually released in 1985, so we got the order slightly wrong this year. We will get to watch this one right after “Letting Go” next year. Can’t wait.

What will our mixed order be? (next year) Chronological (by year set) Alphabetical By ranking By hair By type of character category according to that shitty, exploitative DVD “biography” we will never watch again (e.g. “Troubled Teen” or “Really Troubled Teen” or “Goofy Troubled Teen”) By genre By character name Your momma Year actually filmed (Keanu’s part at least)

Scrod content. Color scheme. Ethnic menus.

Charles Bronson is pretty good in this movie – but it sure could use some more Keanu. Feel like he could play some sort of dual role. In addition to being the serial killer guy he could also play a young miner (not minor) who dies in an early accident – this would give his role in the movie more meaning (and more screen time for Keanu) – perhaps we could find footage from other movies which could be used for this role and edit it in (for an “Act of Vengence: Special Director’s Cut Type Thing” DVD or Laserdisc).

“How do you justify that combover and that mustache?”

God, I like your vest. Got to look your best. Got it in your breast.

Charles Bronson seems to be on a mashed potatoes out of a box diet and his name is Jock. Down by the riverside. “Unless she has a hole in her hip” “He has a fridge full of guns” Black market teapot trade. And a gun.

At this point I am really looking forward to (among others) “Brotherhood of Justice” Iowa Caucus Canadian Province (Drawin’ in the People”) Night

Next year: Replacementathon! 6 days just Replacemenathoning These varying accents seem to belie any kind of time and setting – sure the Charles Bronson character should have an accent, but everyone else has southern/northern/eggnog/whatthefuckever accents Maybe this is just set in “America” – but maybe the accent problem is more a question of us paying attention.

11:59 – Keanu’s onscreen appearance More backstory would be great

This movie is kinda perverse & creepy.

and “Act Of Vengence” stops for no man and gets even creepier “Keannu Reeves”