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This made so much sense at the beginning

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey · 11/22/2006

6:17pm. The Bill & Ted-a-Thon continues.
But if it were a B&T-a-T then it would only last 210 minutes which is hardly a ‘Thon ‘tall. A mini-thon of sorts, I guess. But perhaps more a “fest” and we are not in the festival business here at Keanuthon – we don’t even have “fest” in our title.

STATION!

Crappy! Crappy the Horse! Crappy! Crappy the Horse! Riding into…
Crappy! Crappy the Horse! Crappy! Crappy the Horse!

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Nick, I mean Chris, I mean Jeff, just realized he has gone through most of this movie without his Bill and Ted hat. This is also the hat that (as I was told upon meeting him) makes him “cool.” So apparently I have been watching Bill and Ted all evening (until moments ago) with someone “uncool.” I am fairly sure he was unable to fully comprehend the film until now. The hat has restored him to a status fit for Bill and Ted.

Kool-Aid’s here! Bringin’ the fun!

Italians love soccer (or football, as they call it on other continents, like Canada) so much they shout “beautiful!” “beautiful!” “beautiful!”

Chris should be nice to Hailey – he is making her and her giant UFO balloon angry. A risk he should not have taken. A risk he will regret. In spades! In clubs! In and Out burger!

Outside is now declared “better” than inside. How is that possible? Do they have TV outside?

Constantine. John Constantine, asshole. — constantine