Keanuthon

4:11pm. Apparently, Keanu is a dashing, yet enigmatic guy. Who woulda thunk?

Falzoné departed a shot while ago and gave his chances of return at 48%-61% or “basically a coin toss” – we all agree he should keep tossing that coin ‘til it comes up “Keanu” (not to be confused with drinking a “Keanu” – which involves less coin and more cheap tequila).

Hollywood hobo.

This kind of sucks – but we do get a little actual Keanu. There is some redemption.

Think of all the cool shirts he got to wear as Hamlet. Probably worth playing for the wardrobe alone. So was the Prince of Pennsylvania.

He who laughs last laughs after other people have stopped laughing.