Keanuthon

9:16pm – “Life Under Water,” 1989

Happy to be over with Malkovich and Close. Talk about a movie with not enough Keanu.

I like movies that start with Keanu right away, so I’m not sold yet. “The Night Before,” for instance, starts right out with a Keanu voice-over: “Where am I?” ALL movies should start with that.

This has Sarah Jessica pre-“LA Story,” so she’s very young and cute. Keanu is always very young and cute. We’re towards the end of Day II and he doesn’t look any older. Matt says “Keanu has been really really good in this so far”—plus it has that woman who we saw in “the Normal Heart.” She’s his mother. I’m looking forward to watching roles where he no longer has parents.

9:34 – no sooner had this been said (written), Keanu runs away from home! Great timing.

Have chosen to watch “Life under Water” (skipping over “Excellent Adventure”) – in favor of “Breakfast with Bill & Ted” (“Bogus Journey” first (Jeff’s idea) then “Excellent Adventure”) tomorrow morning. Despite the anathemaic switching of movie order and schedule swapping this will be perfection, as none of us have seen “LIW” – and all of us are very excited about it… Firstly, this does have Keanu in it and he is a fan favorite. Secondly… Well, you can see where this is leading

CKPL – “I’d like to get you between the sheets”

“This is one of the most intelligent movies of all of Keanuthon.” – Carla “And of all movies.” – Matt

10:06pm – Culo: Keanu’s!

“This answers the question: when do we get to see Keanu naked?” – Carla

58 minutes of sheer wonder.