Keanuthon

2:26pm – “Behind the Scenes of The Matrix: Revolutions”, 2003

Once again, classic Keanu quirky fun. He might just be the only thing redeeming this movie. On second thought (not that it really took a second thought), of course he is the only thing redeeming this movie. He is the only (OK, Hugo Weaving, too) one who does not seem to be so full of his shit he has no clue what is going on. Keanu has some perspective, sense of humor & a great sense of fun. Thanks Hugo. Thanks Keanu.

2:41pm – “The Matrix: Revolutions”, 2003

Our first “The Fugitive” reference since “Chain Reaction” comes when the captains of Zion say something about searching every outhouse, doghouse, chicken coop, etc. looking for someone. I don’t know who they are looking for, because someone was talking.

The “what the fuck ever brothers” always said that this is one big long five hour movie, but what didn’t tell us is that it is one big long bad five hour movie.

The Wachowski brothers are so terrible they are even ripping off themselves. Oh, this scene worked well in the first one, let’s try it again, but this time, upside down. Yeah, good call!

And now the Frenchman will give Trinity what she wants only if Morpheus kisses him: and I mean a real kiss. One with love.

Who the hell is this guy with the goatee? Lies. Lies. Lies.

“Some things change; some things just stay the same.” Why haven’t we heard that line in this movie yet? We heard it a couple times in the second one.

Shoot the hostage. Take her out of the equation. Apparently “The One” can’t do it like Jack Traven can.

Is it possible for a movie to suck more than the second Matrix, even if it has scenes that remind me of the best arcade game in the world, Galaga? Yes, it appears that it is possible.

A touching moment when we find out the captain of the Zionist army never finished his training. What kind of slack-job training program is this if their captain didn’t even finish? And how do they expect to win in a war without appropriate training?

Matt has so much disdain for these movies that he is out working in the garden.

Ah-ha! We just heard the line: “Some things in this world never change; some things do.” I had been waiting for that one. I knew it would come back for me.

This one has been deemed “The Matrix: Revolting” for obvious reasons.

Not sure what just happened, but it looks like they just exploded some walls and that brought back the power. Doesn’t seem logical, but I guess I’ll believe it for now.

And after days of watching this movie and not seeing Keanu, we finally get him back.

Are Neo and Trinity the Adam and Eve of the future? The human race will be beautiful if that is the case. And we’ll kick some major ass too.

“Everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo.” Now that is brilliant writing.

While the first time Keanu did it it was quite cute, but enough with that kung-fu come-hither move.

One cool shot: when Keanu is hitting Hugo in slow motion through the rain. Fortunately we get to see it about 8000 times.