Keanuthon

8:46pm. The one that began it all — begin the begine!

GG is already commenting on the goofy sound effects. Little does she know (well, she does) the full scale goofiness she will have to endure if she watches the whole honking thing.

This whole fucker is about shiny clothes. I want shiny clothes! I want an ass like Trinity’s.

Too many hypotheticals have been written about the silly Matrix movies. We better make ours pretty darn good. Unfortunately we are likely doom to failure on this front, much as CNJ is likely doomed to fail in his quest for Ada Nicodemou and Matt will likely never get Belinda McClory to give him the time of day.

Neo has literally been down the rainy road, walking alone – without a crawdad sucker to, well, suck him.

Is that other pill a sleeping pill or a placebo – or is it the same as that other pill. Does Neo really have a choice? Do any of us? Oh! My! God! What if we are in the Matrix right now? Did I just blow my own mind?

Oh! Burn! Alice! Nice analogy. Otherwise we would not have seen the stupid metaphors and references for ourselves.

But! I love taxes. And bondage. I though this movie was all about bondage. At least I was under the inpression that one Wachowskeeeeiiieeee was all about bondage.

He made me say “please.” Nothing can kill a show like toooooooo much exposition. Do I say that every year?

We are attempting to come up with our Matrix names.
Meanwhile, back on the farm, Billy Drago is 1/8 Native American.
Wabbits we are hunting for wabbits! And making fun of speech impediments.

We have 3 names:
CNJ is Willis
Matt is Tootie
GG is Theo
Hazel is Weezy
Caitlin is Carlton
Falzone is Rerun (maybe)

I am tired of you cc-ing me about things that do not pertain to me.

GG’s top ten list. Top ten hottest black men.

1. Laurence Fishburne
2. Sidney Poitier
3. Djimon Hounsou
4. Denzel Washington
5. Jamie Foxx
6. Johnny Cash
7. Will Smith
8. Ben Harper
9. Leslie David Baker
10. Cuba Gooding, Jr.
11. Morgan Freeman
12. Samuel L. Jackson

Float like a butterfly – stings like your ass.

Burn! OoooH!