Keanuthon

8:45am. The worst comic in the world pseudo-narrattes a story about alcoholics. Sweet.

CNJ’s best friend has arrived, he has a huge smile on his face – his boys will feel attended to.

Andy is making that “Face In The Crowd” shiteater grin a lot – was he drunk in that, too? For some reason I had never noticed Susan Rutan – Roxanne Melman from LA Law – was the teacher in this who had the gall to say the SallyJesse girl should do somehing with her art. Andy responds “Pam is doing fine being a receptionist!” with a slur.

Everyone seems to be addicted to something – could Provenza not be addicted to being an horrible comedian?

If I was talking to god, I would not let him have my bloody mary – especially is she was a little polynesian singing woman who like to happy talk.

I think one of the sisters (the older one) is being played by Val Kilmer.

This movie has a definite “Canadian feel” to it according to CNJ – I thikn he might just be saying how crappy he thinks it is. He just hates Paul Provenza and anything funny. He hates funny things. And joy. And Korean subtitles. And puppies. And babies. And ’80’s clothes. And Keanu’s Youngblood jacket.

It is just tough to believe Provenza as the voice of reason.

I always forget about the angst. All that troubled angst. That Tod!

Joyce Brothers got a “special thanks” credit for this movie. Maybe that was where Provenza got all of his stand-up material. She is the new Bruce Vilanch! (the way you tell them apart is she has less facial hair)