Keanuthon

12:08pm. The brotherhood strikes again. We have once again forgotten to think of a good “Top 10” topic for Falzoné. We will have to come up with one before the evening time, since as the vampire that he is, that is when he shows himself.

Also, let’s get a good hypothetical for this one. Something like… hypothetical: would you rather be Keanu’s dope-smoking little brother in BoJ or Keanu’s hoodlum little brother in “River’s Edge.” Nah, not sure that is such a great hypothetical.

Would you let either brother tie you up to an office chair, then dance around with you?

Is the rubric which explains all of Keanu’s work? Foreshadows all of his greatness? Portends all that any of us could be? Or is it just the Billy Zane in me talking?

“Protect your quarterback!” We had made a “plan” that consisted of only one rule and that was to watch football-related movies on Turkey-day (today). As it happens, this is a football-related movie, but we did not plan this one out. Fate has once again stepped in. On the other hand, we already watched “Point Break,” which is much more directly a football-related movie, what with the “young quarterback punk” Johnny Utah.

This music seems to have been written by someone inspired by crickets mating with a clock alarm.

Would Johhny Utah Jr. break up with Lori Loughlin if he knew he would be chasing her just 2 years later in “The Night Before”? Or is it all about the chase? Is this cat and mouse game one Keanu knew about all along?

“Pasty’s on the move” – much like we will be on the move for our KT-on-the-road-T’giving, except our “moving” will not involve our car being firebombed, hopefully.

Here is KT’s Thanksgiving plan: We will take Keanu on the road with us for not 1, not 2, but 3 Thanksgiving dinners. We will be watching a movie at every meal.

And we are off!