Keanuthon

10:24pm.
First Making of entitled:
It’s Make or Break – This one seems pretty good. The “creative” “team” hanpicked a waiter and gave him 6k to write the script.
“The system vs. the anti-system” – is Keanu the “system,” the “anti-system,” the “vs.,” or the “the” ??

“Johnny Utah is really an every man”

Keanu is “comfy and kind.” I bet.

Swazye, at the time this film was made, “was the man-diva.” Yeah. That invites no contestation.

A lot of deserved hyperbole is being tossed around, but no one has describe Busey as a crazy motherfucker. Which is what we all know he is.

I can’t distinguish. the distinguishableness…

Ok, Travis…I mean..wait…..they think I am wrong, but I want all readers to go to the end of Point Break where they are about to rob the bank with cop-Keanuee and notice what happens in the van. The Ronald Reagan mask has a toungue stick out of it. I no for a FACT that it is not a real toungue. I think it is more like cardboard. CNJ and M-sauce and Caitbait think it is a real tongue. Last night it seemed that for a moment I had Caits on my side, but she slipped away into the Real Tongue world-view. I hate that.

About fifteen minutes ago CNJTOWJ and Matt had a fascinating conversation about the percieved length of this Keanuethon. CNJTOWJ feels that it has been going on for longer than the amount of still-left would indicate….

This featurette has taken the emotional length of the last James Bond movie. Only a brief archived Keanu. We can skip it next year.

We skipped the other 2 making-ofs – they obviously have no Keanu.

Then onto the Deleted Scenes – most are fairly forgettable, excepting the one we all agreed should have made it into the movie featuring this quote:
“The correct term is babes, sir. Uhh. This type of undercover operation is entirely dependent on picking up the idiom of the speech. Otherwise penetration isn’t possible, sir. Of the social infrastucture, I mean.”
Obviously worth inclusion – we blame the studio and society and the world in general.