Keanuthon

2:02pm.
A boy (of 35) goes off to get an education and his friend offers him this advice:
“Good luck. Lay low”

I would like to see Sarah Jessica Parker in this one. I think she could reprise her role from “Life Under Water” for this movie. The character would fit in so well. The mean friend would also fit in. Maybe this could be set at the beach. And Keanu could have more than one line. Maybe we could just watch that again.

Was he wearing her bra or her purse?

Teachers are mean to kids with problems.

Why do all these pick up lines work in the movies. I guess they are cooler – but I wouldn’t want pick up lines to work if I had to go to this horrible poetry reading.

By Brown staring down from the hill, does he means he has a crush on Laura Freschi? Who “looks down on him” ??

Why would anyone want this mean guy to offer to help him. What is our moral? To the spoils go the vector?