Keanuthon

1:16am. This is the nighttime try-to-stay-awake, but whatever you do finish the movie movie of the night. I just hope I can stay up to watch this movie.

One more thing about this movie that makes it bad/annoying: we have to see Jack’s rear. It’s bad enough that we get partial frontal on Diane, but Jack’s ass is just adding insult to injury. Keanu’s ass would be a different story – can there be no justice in the world?

Oh and when Diane goes on her screeching crying fit for like half an hour in the middle of the movie, I almost had to mute the volume. That might be one of the worst sounds in the world.

I think in this movie Jack is too old even for Diane. And Diane may also be too old for everyone to “get” to see her breasts. By everyone, I mean me. I really, really, really mean me. I hate to mention this again, I just feel scarred.

Can I watch this one time where Keanu gets a girl at the end? Not “the” girl – that would be more of a punishment, but a girl – Fran McDormand, maybe?

Hypothetical: You have to wake up every morning and see Jack’s “ass” or Diane’s “chest area,” this is an image which will be seared into your brain until the next morning when it happens again. Which do you pick? Or do you just stay in bed all day, with the covers pulled over your head, in fear?