Keanuthon

2:59pm. “This is the most disturbing scene in the history of the ‘Thon.” I think because we are having, err, getting to watch this movie.

How do I always forget Leo Burmester is in this? How is this letter inflamatory? Why isn’t Leo objecting?

Heading down the Atlanta highway. Looking for a love getaway! why do they always play “Love Shack” or a song that sounds like B-52s. Must be all that whiteboy music sounds the same and all those blondes look the same. For example, Keanu’s wife in this looks a lot like the girl from Sweet November – no way they could be, but they are both blondes.

This case is all about goat slaughtering — hell, this movie is all about human slaughtering.

What can I say?

Tongue flick. Creepy tongue flick. We actually went back and watched the creepy tongue flick in slow motion. It was creepier than you could ever imagine. And Pacino keeps doing it – he must be having a lot of fun!

Unfortunately, us watching this movie is not leading to us having a lot of fun.

We need chains! and balls!