Keanuthon

3:23pm. I think this is the one where we figure out what this Matrix thing really is.

What is so “great” about this warming anyway — frankly I am not very impressed or excited about it. I like my Hummer (and giving them). No way I would ever sell it (for less than $50 a “pop”).

Jeff is showering — he thinks “Global Warming” is “hooey” and “liberal propoganda” — he might have a point. We definitely could use a lot more study on this hoax.

According to this, Mavis’ flatulence is causing most of the global warming problems. This “documentary” may have some real credibility issues.

I would probably pay attention to this documentary if it came from a creditable source… like Al Gore or George Bush.

So I need to take this time to talk about “The Replacements.” We klogged none at all last night, because we always become so enthralled with the magic of the movie. We become engrossed in the characters and the plot and how funny the cheese is. There are so many wonderful lines and cheesy stereotypes and predictable plot “twists.” Some might say this is one bad movie, but I say it is one badd movie, if you know what I mean.

The battle will occur in our driveway – yes, yours and mine. Get your shiv ready, this could bet ugly.

Apparently we are trying to have our SUV cake and eat it, too. Is that like what Keanu does with Carrie-Anne & Monica?

Hypothetical: Would you rather live in a dried-crap house with none of the effects of global warming and be married to Julia “Butterfly” Hill… or live in a mansion in Vail and drive a Hummer and be married to Colin Farrell, but that whole earth burns thing still happens?