Keanuthon

1:56pm. We learn more and more about how we are dying. It’s like this is a theme of the ‘Thon this year.

The earth is “a wild & woolly place.” Keanu is not happy about this. This seems to be a contextual comment. Usually, I think “wild & woolly” could be his cup of tea, but not when talking about his atmospheric equations!

We have elected to cut out some of the less desirable and completely unimportant “Making-of” features. We will continue to, of course, watch the “HBO First Look: The Replacements” and the “Point Break” deleted scenes, but have scuttled the entire “Private Idaho” extra disc and ALL the “Matrix” extras and some other “Making Ofs” – we could bring them back if someone wanted to watch them again and we may view them in the offseason to assess their place, but likely they will stay gone.

to the mission

I do not want Mavis to drool on my bagel. Some do.

Keanu and Alanis are doing a better job than I expted when I was told they were in charge of narrating this thing. His strength is that he isn’t trying as too hard, so he sounds almost appropriately neautral. His weakness is is when he attempts to italicize words with his voice. Alanis talks nice and fast.

hypothetical: In order to make it so that Keanu is NOT spending almost all of his time trying to find you so that he can put three of his favorite things inside you (and he will suceed when he finally makes contact; maybe not first attempt), would you make it so that everytime Alanis M. tries to call any of her relatives on the phone a quart of saliva will immediately pass through the pores of your forehead.