Keanuthon

7:50pm. We just learned how to play “dude” — a game that involves standing in a circle and looking at people. If two people are looking at each other, they say “dude” and then they are out. Last person standing wins?

And who was the ultimate dude?
Did you answer Mamoo?
Caitlin?
Chris?
GG?
Stephanie?
Haizel?
These dudes were not THE dude.
One dude stood taller than all the other dudes combined.
No dude had more dudy than this dude.
He hears “I like your style, dude” when passers passerby him.
This dude (not dud) is Matt (he will not wear a halter – nothing halts this Matt).

Rat’s Nest sighting – CNJ¹ has been dispatched to prepare Keanus for all of us. He has gone vertical. Don’t make him go vertical again. Then he’ll get the gimp or something.

Here comes the butt.

And here is the ‘Thon’s 1st Keanu (and 2nd, 3rd and 4th).

“This Keanu tastes like Alka-Seltzer. But I like Alka-Seltzer.”
That may be the highest praise to be placed upon the Keanu.

It is a little known fact that Keanu actually performed the stunt dancing for Lori, so when we see the shots of her legs dancing in high heels, it is actually Keanu’s legs dancing in high heels.

¹ CNJ — “Chris Nick Jeff” — an amalgam of names bestowed upon Jeff. He has been called Chris by Jennifer, Nick by Caitlin, and Jeff by practically no one except Falzoné who only says it with contempt.