Keanuthon

2:44pm. Here we go again. I might cry. This one is creepy like no other… except for those others that are really creepy.

What am I doing? klogging.

Fairly certain I say “Charles Bronson is really pretty good in this” every year. At least for 4 years now. He is still really pretty good in this.

Wait. realizing that the taunt of KT was also the first time we had visitors to KT, but Mom and GG live here – so they aren’t quite visitors.

OATS! Holy Hopping OATS!
Make that Polish Magic that makes things look nice.

Is anvil a verb. Let’s go out and get anvilled. I need to release the tension. To run for President of the World.

Now we come to the especially creepy part of the movie when the guy fondles, gropes and grinds his wife while she sleeps. I have no idea what purpose this serves in the movie. Is this what they call character development?

“Your mother may not have told you, but I am true as a Jew when it comes to fitness.” — another quote by not Keanu.

Apparently the prenosejob Ellen Barkin looks a lot like Bridget Fonda. This is the thought of the guy who thinks Julia Stiles is hot.
Clarification: Ellen Barkin only looks like the wee Fonda when being “fondled by her daddy” – and Julia Stiles is always “adorable hot” – and the sky is Green in Jeff’s nonrealitybasedworld.

Jock was shivved – but his Christian Scientology comes into play.

Are they talking about miners or minors? Is this movie a long joke I don’t understand? Am I awake, or in the Matrix? Did I just blow your mind?

And we are still forced to brace ourselves for a big world with a paucity of Keanu. At least as far as this movie goes.

Boogie?