Keanuthon

4:20pm. What more appropriate time to start this movie than 4:20? If only there were an semi-illegal substance we could consume that would alter our minds such that we could actually understand the plotline. Or make it matter?

Oh, and the only other thing that could possibly make this better would be if we could watch the whole series in reverse, playing the movie backwards. But we don’t have the technology. We can’t do it, captain, we just don’t have the power.

Where is here?

So this is how much we don’t like this film: we were not sure at first whether or not this was the second or third in the unholy Trinity. Finally we rationalized it out that this was indeed the crappy one we thought it was: #3 — revolting.

We are currently talking about 2 things (verbally & in the klog):

1. How much this movie sucks: a lot
2. Should we order from Zabars: maybe

Everyone seems to be delivering the worst performance possible.
This movie offends the ‘Thon so much we are considering a klog boycott, but we are fairly certain we do not have that much self restraint. We are all contest losers here.

Gina has arrived for our first over 10 year old visitor to the ‘Thon this year. Considering we had 4 total attendees last year, the current total of 8 on the first day qualifies as legitimately immense. Or double at least.

Wouldn’t they have thought of a better name than “the machine city” ???

If Keanu can see everything, even though his eyes were gouged/burned/whatevered, why isn’t he driving or leading the revolt or living it up in the matrix? Could he watch this movie instead of us? Or would the movie only make him cry unseeable tears… of blood? These are the big questions. This is why we ‘Thon.

Whenever I hear Hugo in this role, I can only think of Rex from Babe. Does that improve these movies? Maybe? Thinking of Keanu fighting Rex the Dog does make me smile.
Who is the boss? What about Tony Danza fighting Rex the Dog? Would that make sense in The Matrix4? Could we just make these into a play and act it out next year instead of having to watch it?
If they can make Gigli into a play, wait we haven’t done that yet.