Keanuthon

12:22pm – “Making of Hardball”

Being in a movie with Keanu “is like being in a dream”

12:42pm – “Hardball”, 2001

Nip.

After being completely bludgeoned yesterday morning (and afternoon & almost evening) by “MatrixDay,” it is so great to see some great Keanu movies (last night’s “Replacements” included of course).

Second movie in a row with a cut on Keanu’s hand, bandaged in exactly the same way. Where is Charlize to help him out? Poor Keanu, all he’s got in this movie is Diane Lane.

Every Monday.

Jeff thinks Diane Lane looks like she could be Julia Stiles mom. I think the only qualities the two share is they are female and really cute. Regrettfully for Jeff, Julia & Diane look nothing alike – thusly somewhat indicting his argument.

CanCon. CanCon. KeanuCon. KeanuCon Hell will be paid with your ass. Watch your behind Chuck Spidena!

Bad idea jeans, bad idea. But because they were Spanish, they didn’t understand me. Oh my gosh, cucumbers.

We are getting hear this song for roughly the 18th time (the one with all the L’ils singing), but because it has been overplayed in the movie, rather it is played in all of the “Making of” things. Good stuff, because we can all sing along – kinda Keanu karaoke, without the karaoke.

Right after the ‘Thon ends, we all plan on going to the Negro Hockey Hall of Fame. Must go online to get directions. I already tried & she ain’t having any.

1:48pm – Musical montage moment

Destiny is you’re supposed to win.

2:05pm – another musical monatge moment

We want to play, bitch. I think we caould all use a good luck smooch from Diane Lane.

2:24pm – The end of Keanuthon ’04. It is a sad sad time. Only 51 more weeks to wait. Or we can just start it all over again right now.