Keanuthon

10:14am – “Making of Sweet November,” 2000

Holy crap! They shot a scene in Farley’s, the world’s best coffeeshop. Where was I when they were filming this movie. Was I in San Francisco at the time? I certainly did not know about Farley’s at the time. Damn. Damn, damn.

10:25am – “Sweet November,” 2000

One minute in, and we have nip. We also see that scar he got from the bike accident.

Keanu just got busted for cheating on a driver’s license renewal test, which of course is ridiculous since you do not take the test in a classroom as a group and of course, if you are just renewing (which Keanu is) then you just mail in a form with your $24 and you get a new license.

10:55 – nip (don’t you think this obsession with nip is getting a bit strange?)

Hot dogs. Dangerous things. You don’t want to know what’s in them. But you like the temptation. Kind of like eating at Blowfish Sushi.

The beautiful thing about living in a city where they film movies is that you can tell when the Chinese store that Charlize is standing in front of is not across the street from Farley’s, which Keanu is standing in front of.

Wow, you don’t expect a Barenaked Ladies song to come on in the middle of a movie, now do you?

Keanu promised Charlize that he would stay a day. He promised a night to the lady in the last movie set in the San Francisco Bay Area (“A Walk In the Coulds”), and we all know how that ended up. I have a funny feeling Keanu is going to be around tomorrow.

The guy from “Ally McBeal” goes into Farley’s and demands a “Quick order. Cappucino to go” to which he receives from the barista (sadly not any of the actual baristas – instead the barista is the woman from the “Pine Sol” ad) “Quick answer: no quick orders.” Reminded me of the time my boss got kicked out of Farley’s for answering his cell phone in there. They really are like that, but that (and the best damn coffee this side of… well, wherever coffee comes from) is what makes the place so damn great.

I don’t know much, but I know I love you (and how to slow dance) and that may be all I need to know.

Keanu just pulled the world’s coolest “forgive me” move. He pulled up slowly in a cab following the girl with a small bouquet of flowers. As he talked and she kept on walking, he kept pulling out larger and larger bouquets. It was awesome. Maybe it should be considered a CKPL.

Is he the man? Or is he the man?

Abner is adorable: “Kind of like a best friend, just bigger.”

12:10pm – Amidst tears we have a musical montage moment

Don’t know which it was, but either the Kombucha we were drinking or Charlize Theron’s “going home” made all of us weepy. Hmm, must have been the Kombucha.