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This made so much sense at the beginning

Who Is This "Keanu Reeves" Anyway? · 06/27/2004

9:31am – “Biography: Keanu Reeves”, 2003

“He was grunge before grunge was a fashion statement.”

9:43am – nip. We learn that the scar that we see in “The Devil’s Advocate” is a real scar that he got while riding on a so-called demon ride through the hills of LA: a night ride on a motorcycle with the lights off.

“Keanu was doing something called, ‘No acting required.’” – so says Gary Busey about how Keanu threw himself into his Johnny Utah character, learning to surf, skydive and shoot guns.

Jan De Bont talks like “Death.” Maybe he’ll show up in the third Bill & Ted’s.

No mention of “Johnny Mnemonic.” Apparently they are trying to include what they determine to be the hit highlights.

Apparently his role in “The Devil’s Advocate” was a “challenging part.” What?

See the white yacht with the satellite dish? I'm the old houseboat next to it covered in seagull shit. — the replacements