Keanuthon

5:20pm. Let the games begin. Let all their balls be hard.

Keanu just got everyone to get along by telling them to be nice to each other. It worked! Like magic. We should get the word out about his technique.

We are having discussions about whether or not Keanu looks better in just a towel or sans towel (as the French say) – the current votes are swinging towards sans towel.

CNJ seems most contented when talking about GG over her head. That seems disingenuous and just plain rude, but he could talk like that forever.

Some of us are afraid of too much emotion in our Keanuthon, others of us are not afraid of an emotion in our KT. The camps seem to be evenly divided, but worry not, dear readers, this issue is not as divisive as towelgate – I can still sense your worry over that debacle.

The Keanu can make any beverage palatable.