Keanuthon

2:41pm. This one is permanent. And recorded.

Keanu shows his first stunt-driving stunting capabilities.

Warning to all: You may be affected by this record. You also could be effected.

Fortunately Keanu could practice his piano playing in this movie for his work in Langerous Diaisions. Whoa! He just made the international sign for the doughnut. (not while playing the piano or exuding sex)

His brother is Rod Carew?

Maybe in order to remedy our first-half-hour hero’s problems, everyone could have said “No pressure” after talking to him – this way, he would not have felt all the “pressure.” Or they could have played the Billy Joel classic “Pressure” or the Clash song “Under Pressure” and then talk about how much “pressure” those guys felt and feel. I mean they are successful roack and roll stars and this guy can’t even hang out with Keanu without feeling all “weight of the world” – think about their problems. Not sure this would help, but maybe for the sequel, which I would of course call, Permanent Record 2: Die Harder.

You baggy face!

You got trouble, with a capital T and that rhymes with P and stands for suicide.

Not the most upbeat or imofeensive klog ever, but we are all we have to offer.