Keanuthon

10:43am. The previews for the other movies on this look good. Not that kind of good, you know what I mean. Among them is a movie called “I MAN” starring Scott Bakula (his first movie). A line featured in the preview is him saying with the utmost assuredness and certainty “I make it a point to never date anyone who shoots me.” Sage advice indeed, Dr. Sam Beckett!

All day long I’d biddy-biddy-bum, if I were a wealthy man.

“Your story is a very old one,” isn’t that a little mean to say to a guy who is worried about his age? OH MY GOD! I’m Keanu Reeves! I should go home and dance. “Crazy kids.”

Is he listening to “Shout” on a record? Is Robert Urich really that dorky?

Every school should have a principal who lets kids in because their dad wanted them to go there. This guy is a lot more understanding than the principal in “Permanent Record,” who kept saying “Get over it!” This version of Keanu also is quite the “b-ball” (as the kids are calling it these days) player instead of a nogoodnick-musician-type – this could also be a factor.

Could Keanu be in a “Spenser for Hire” TV prequel?

This movie really shows off the Disney budget, among other things, with the songs they have in it. They have songs you have heard before (and this was a TV movie). Compare this to “Flying” (you don’t have to, I already have – I think even song by song, which disturbs me that I could do that in my head): in “Flying AKA Dream to Believe” they have songs which sound familiar because they are ripoffs or “homages (aka ripoffs)” to/of songs which you know and in “Young Again” you have, well, those songs you thought you might be hearing in “Flying,” but were only mildy irked that you weren’t hearing. I may have put too much time into thinking about this, I should go back to watching the creepy 3-way date/relationship Keanu is attempting to have with Lindsay Wagner and her daughter.

I want Jeremy Piven to be in a movie with Keanu. I want to see Jeremy Piven.

If this were “Something’s Gotta Give,” he’d then go have sex with the daughter and anything else in a skirt.

“I’ll let any old dog lick my balls” (emphasis on the word old)

The teacher wants Keanu to explain how a bill gets passed by Congress. What I don’t understand is why she doesn’t just play the I’m Just a Bill episode from “Schoolhouse Rock.” Really that would make teaching a whole lot easier. But television makes all teaching/the world so much better.